Terms and Conditions
Last updated: January 2025
Welcome to SparkNews! These terms and conditions outline the rules and regulations for using our satirical news platform.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing and using SparkNews, you accept and agree to be bound by the terms and provision of this agreement. If you do not agree to abide by the above, please do not use this service.
2. Use License
Permission is granted to temporarily download one copy of the materials on SparkNews for personal, non-commercial transitory viewing only. This is the grant of a license, not a transfer of title.
3. Disclaimer
SparkNews is a satirical news platform. All content is intended for entertainment purposes. We don't guarantee the accuracy of any information presented, as it's primarily comedic in nature.
4. Limitations
In no event shall SparkNews or its suppliers be liable for any damages arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on SparkNews, even if authorized representative has been notified orally or in writing.
5. Revisions and Errata
The materials appearing on SparkNews could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. SparkNews does not warrant that any of the materials are accurate, complete, or current.
6. Governing Law
These terms and conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws and you irrevocably submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts.